Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Jammies = Productive

Not gonna lie.  I love jammies.  They fit perfectly around the waist and do not restrict movement in any way.

In jammies, I don't have to worry about:

*Zippers or buttons that won't close because ice cream.

*I don't have to cut off half of the fabric because I am short.  I just roll those suckers up and pin them with safety pins.

*Fleece and jammies are long-lost lovers that reunited and should never be separated.  Never.  I have a hard time seeing fleece jeans working.  But maybe I'm wrong on this one.

*I can sleep, wake-up, and go back to sleep without ever having to change out of the same pair of jammies.  Sleeping in jeans is not fun.  Everything pokes you when you sleep in jeans, thus forcing you to expend precious energy as you change into something more comfortable...jammies.

*Jammies increase productivity.  This is proven science.  Well, not really, but it should be.

*In winter, jammies are usually pretty good at retaining body heat.  Whereas jeans are secretly plotting to kill you of hypothermia, take over your corpse, and go on a zombie rampage.

Don't get me wrong, I love jeans.  But, I love jammies more <3

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